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Tevez’s statement does seem strange considering that Old Trafford’s record capacity last season was a phenomenal 78,600 for the game versus Chelsea, whereas Onchans current all time capacity record is 16 fans, three dogs, and a family of four from Northern Ireland who were waiting for the go-karts to start.

This however, does not seem to phase Tevez who was heard stating; “Okay Old Trafford may be one of the greatest stadiums in the world, with a chain of hotels, casinos and player facilities second to none, but at the Nivison stadium I can finish my game, go for an ice cream and then play on the bumper boats. That is every Argentinean boys dream. If it is raining, that is no problem also, as I can go in the arcade and gamble my wages on the Tu-Penny nudger bandits or go up to the Manx Arms and watch Little Miss Dynamite with a nice Carling Touch!”

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